What can I do to make me feel more connected to yall?!?!?!? I KNOW! A Pick Nick! or a picnic! OKAY, it's decided. Tomorrow, we will have a virtual picnic! Bring the potato salad! Tell me in comments if you're attending the picnic! Then, Sunday shall be a Pick Nick Challenge day! So, think of your challenges, [insert chosen name here] (more on this in the next paragraph!)
Hey Paragraph Counters! It's time to decide the voting results! Okay, as stated yesterday, I gave you a multiple choice type voting system. By YOUR standards you voted that I shall call you different types of land mammals. However, by MY standards, I count how many times each of your comments used each of the letters "A," "B," and "C." And by those standards, names of sitcom characters wins! However, I do have a heart.... SO I CHOSE TO CALL YOU SITCOM CHARACTERS! MUHAHAHA Sorry, I don't want to be mean. Maybe I can compromise some way. Hopefully by the end of this blog I shall have a change of heart!
In other news, I am just filling space in this paragraph to make it look like this Blog post is average sized. But that DOES decrease its interestocity! Yes, I make up words that sound legit. In an essay for the state, I used the word "scholorshipral." Seriously, if you ever watch me type a word document, almost ALL of those red squiggly lines would become apart of my dictionary.
OKAY, I HAVE DECIDED TO HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART! I realize that it was unfair of me to choose MY method of tallying votes instead of yours. After all, this IS a fair government. AND, I, your Sergeant at Arms do solemnly swear to protect your democratics at the cost of the Roman empire's salute. (What's politics again?)
THE DECISION: I SHALL CALL YOU TYPES OF LAND MAMMALS :D
Now, here's a picture of Land mammals expressing the love I show you: 
GOODNIGHT, and see you tomorrow, Ligers!
First thought of the day: "Grass needs a haircut! Barber?!"
Haha, I make up words for Model United Nations speeches. You just stick in a subtle "interstataltude", and most people believe it's a real word. Even if they don't, they won't call you out due to their fear of sounding stupid. Mwahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI will bring amazing macaroni salad to the picnic. Be prepared.
ReplyDeleteWatermelon. And a butcher's knife (to cut the melon, of course). These are my contributions to the picnic.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is the fun of writing anything unless you make up your own words? I do that in most of my blogs, actually. I know I did in my first one, because my sister tried to correct me. The Wordsmith, that is. The Diva doesn't care.
Looking forward to the new video!
I have a copy of your blog post in my RSS feed.
ReplyDeleteHere you are (if you want the pictures at the beginning I can send them to you or something):
Hey all! Today, I woke up at ten-thirty. I told you I'd wake up at 8. Yeah...... TRANSITION!
When I woke up, I headed over to Dustin's house to record some beats for a video that we are doing this weekend. (BTW I make Youtube videos.) I went home after, to do the horrible task. WHY ON EARTH did I decide to ask you guys to challenge me?!?!? I honestly don't know what I was thinking. But, I've decided that "Pick Nick" will stick. (Rhyming's fun) I shall complete a challenge from you guys every day of BEDA that is a multiple of 4. NERDS FTW
Well, I am severely shaken whilst typing this. It was certainly a feeling like no other.
@DuffelofDoom suggested that I'd Blenderize a Happy Meal. I didn't mind this at the time, but I have no money. So I was happy when @Rena suggested that I'd blenderize my lunch of choice. I agreed!
Now, I could have "chosen" to eat a PB & J or a bowl of cereal and wimp out. No, sir! I chose a plate lunch of hot meat loaf, corn, mashed potatoes, and Strawberry Fanta. YUM! From the pictures above, you can see how it looked throughout the process, but looks are half the battle.
*TASTE*
Have you ever burped with your mouth closed that tasted like throw up, but wasn't? Really? How was it? Bad? Why, I would think so? Have you ever blenderized meat loaf, corn, mashed potatoes, and Strawberry Fanta? No? Well, would you believe that my experience tasted like a glass full of that vomity-taste in your mouth? Well it did!
Incase you are hateful of hearing the word "vomit"
or its various synonyms, I shall replace the word
with the activity of golfing.
So, this glass was FULL, and it smelled like meatloaf. But IT WAS WARM. >_<
Needless to say, it was disgusting. But anyway, it tasted horrible, but also oh, so, spicy. (Pepper from the potatoes) and with a hint of Strawberry. About one gulp through, I decided to go golfing. Which is odd, since I hate teeing off. It always feels like, whether I want to or not, I have to tee off instantly. But, once I'm swinging away, I really can never get myself to stop. But, even when I stop putting, I feel the need to grab my putter again! WEIRD!
I ended up golfing three holes today! I just couldn't go anymore! But, I returned after every trip until I finished the glass! Now don't worry, it wasn't like I was torturing myself. I know when enough's enough, but, Hole #3, she called to me... (even if it was hours later.)
Well, that was a fun day, but I honestly can't wait until the 8th when you challenge me again!
Tonight, I'm going with friends to sticky note someone's car. It's gonna be megasupercrazyawesomespectacularfantastastic fun. I plan on taking pictures and blogging tomorrow ( and every other day of August for that matter.)
As always, Comments are accepted and loved by me! Until tomorrow!
First thought of the day: "Why do birds beak?"